Who Am I?

With a FishEye Lens.
Or maybe I am this deformed?
You'll never know!! 

So here we are, dear Reader. Yes, I'm talking to you. You sitting right there, hopefully naked, reading these words that a Past version of myself wrote. I'm John Author, born Johnathon Pendall. I like the surname Author because it's uncommon, and seems like an actual person. "John Pendall" sounds like an accountant. I don't consider accounts to be real people. 

I'm self-indulgent, pretentious, ostentatious, obscene, engage in less than beneficial behaviors, and much more introverted than I seem to be (a.k.a a writer).


I thought about going in depth here, maybe I will someday, but for now, just the facts Jack. I make music, write short stories, poems, essays, and I'm a featured columnist/editor for The Tattooed Buddha


I'm currently working on a non-fiction Buddhist book called Good News from the Void! The eBook will be available for pre-order in the near future. Won't have a print version available until a few months after that (if ever). 


This blog is:
  • A repository for daily free writing practice
  • A suppository/repository for my hypomnemata 
  • A depository for links to my other works
  • A repository for links to things I fancy
  • A receptacle for my short stories
  • A suppository journal

The journal entries, short stories and free writing practices will be in the main blog. Everything else will be on static pages (which aren't actually static since I'll keep adding to them over time). So feel free to relax, grab a beer, take off your pants, have some snacks, and stay awhile. 


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